Rapper Ice-T unloads his 1956 sq ft Miami condo at a $240,000 loss! He bought at the peak in 2007 for $1.53M. It will make a great home for a Smurf! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Little Mermaid's nemesis launches new furniture line! The Ink Squid chair is worthy of any self-respecting villainess! ....Yup, I bought 2! 
 
 
 
 
"Now I know what it's like to smoke crack. I took 1 hit of real estate & it blew off my skull!" - Peggy Hill

I know it is just a cartoon, but this King of the Hill clip hit on a lot of things going on in real estate! Unlicensed agents,  egomaniac brokers, broker vs agent antagonism, fake rapport with clients! I ain't trying to be hatin' on my peeps, but ummm it's kinda true. You know who you are!
 
 
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Ziggy rocks! 

 
 
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==>Getting financing is so hard nowadays! Lending is really tight. Just ask Ziggy! On a sad note, Ziggy artist Tom Wilson passed away this fall. Ziggy was my 1st doll. My mom said I saw him at Toys R Us and screamed "I want him!" RIP Tom, thanks for the laughs.

==>Ok, is it just me or does it seem suspicious that Robert Pattison & Kristen Stewart are selling their house, now that the Twilight franchise is winding down? Whether or not owning a house together was a PR stunt all these years, you can't deny it helped cement their relationship in the public's eye. Is it a coinkidink RPatz has been spotted with another girl already?!  I think not!

==>Huffpost wraps up the 11 most bizarre foreclosures stories of 2011. Like a Florida couple got threatened with foreclosure because they made an early payment! No good deed goes unpunished, indeed!

==>Ex-CountryWide exec tells CBS 60 Minutes: "Mortgage fraud was systemic"....oh sure, tear out the front page. Duh! The REAL shocker is that "no top level finance executives have faced federal prosecution". You know how it goes: those upper echelon peeps protect their own!

 
 
 
 
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I've definitely come across some distressed sellers who weren't too far from this cartoon!

Got any other funny real estate cartoons? Please share. It's a tough business. We need a little humor.