<![CDATA[ - Blog]]>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:11:45 -0800Weebly<![CDATA[Tween Saves His Grandma's House from Foreclosure! What a Hero!]]>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:00:24 -0800http://www.habitatforhermanity.com/1/post/2012/02/tween-saves-his-grandmas-house-from-foreclosure-what-a-hero.html
Noah Lamaide had started a charity (Noah's Dreamcatcher Networks) to aid victims of Katrina. But when his beloved grandma was about to lose her home, this 12 yr old raised $10k in 1 month thru his non-profit and stopped the foreclosure! 

When I was 12, I was playing with my She-Ra.
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D-List Celebs DO help sway public opinion!
I admire how Ellen (or her writers/team) deftly tackles politics, humor & product endorsement. PR coup for Ellen & JC Penny. "Ellen DeGeneres Talks Prop 8, Fires Back at One Million Moms' JCPenney Protest." Way to show those bullies, Ellen!

PS: you didn't think I'd let this gr8 Prop 8 news go by without mention it, did ya?! Here's a NoH8 Campaign photoshoot of me along side Dr. Drew, Kathy Griffin, Jane Lynch, Patti Stanger, Kimora Lee & other stars.
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I blogged last September about my friend  Adam's company ClearHouse which offers un-biased pre-inspections. I'm a huge advocate of knowing the condition of a property upfront. It can save a deal from painful surprises & tense negotiations mid-transaction! 

In 5 months, ClearHouse was not only written up on AGbeat.com ("ClearHouse adds transparency to home inspections, improves process"), but made their top 60 Genius Brands to Watch in 2012. And now they have just given a clean crisp make-over to their website with new videos and FAQ!  Check it out. Kudos! 
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I soooo covet that Givenchy gold lamé cape Madonna wore at the Super Bowl! It was probably lost on the NFL crowd, but did you notice all the mythological symbols and ancient civ references?!  Check out more of her Egyptian & Roman inspired fashion designs by Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci.

OK maybe it's a bit too flashy for an open house. But definitely Halloween! 
]]><![CDATA[Nene of Atlanta Housewives Housing Priorities Messed Up?! ]]>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:23:34 -0800http://www.habitatforhermanity.com/1/post/2012/02/nene-of-atlanta-housewives-housing-priorities-messed-up.htmlPicture
Nene has the BEST expressions! She can diss u in 1 glance!
Mediatakeout questions Nene's (of Real Housewives of Atlanta on BravoTV) priorities for RENTING her house. Their Zillow screen capture of her townhouse shows her rent is a mere $1900/mo, which pales in comparison to her $100k car and $20k purse. It can appear her priorities are outta whack...but who's to say her car & purse aren't rented too!! So if she is leasing everything, I guess in some odd way, her priorities are in line then? 
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It's CSI: Pets! In an effort to deter renters who do not pick up after the little 'gifts' their canine pets leave, a property-management company in South Dakota now DNA-tests all the dogs in the complex. If they find dog doo-doo on the grounds, it gets sent to a DNA lab..and gets matched with the culprit!  Renters complain they are charged $30 for this, but I'm for it. Do you know how many Prada loafers I've ruined stepping in dog sh*t!  
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Marisa Tomei is being sued by the insurance company of her  downstairs neighbors, who allege a leak from the Academy Award winning actress' apartment caused $128,000 worth of water damage to their units. Ironically, one of the neighbors is divine director John Waters! (Thank God he wasn't named John Fires or John Mold!) 

Apartments condos can be a great and cheaper alternative to single family homes, but the trade off is  you have shared walls,ceilings & floors. Just something to consider!
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Today I got a luxurious GUCCI leather wallet from another satisfied customer who also treated me to a chi-chi sushi feast. Domo arigato!  

If you are a stellar real estate agent, you do not have to give closing gifts. Why? Because clients give them to you!  

What's been your best closing gift? (giving or received)
]]><![CDATA[Sh*t Real Estate Agents Say]]>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:47:44 -0800http://www.habitatforhermanity.com/1/post/2012/02/sht-real-estate-agents-say.htmlWhat, no "location location location" joke? Great job guys! 
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