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This Australian attorney must have suffered a deprived Christmas childhood! Cuz he's gone bonkers making up for it as a grown man. He's set the Guinness World Record not once but twice for most decorated house. First time was 331,038 lights. This time was 502,165.
29 miles of wire! Electric bill = $2,200! Clearly he REALLY wants to celebrate baby Jesus!
Teresa Giudice Indicted for Claiming She Earned $15k/mo as a Realtor!...Spin-Off Series Real JailBirds of NJ Coming Soon??
The peeps at TMZ say:
"Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice says she's NOT a dirty, scheming liar who falsely claimed to be a realtor in 2005 just to get a bank loan.
Teresa -- along with her hubby Joe -- just left court in NJ where the couple pled not guilty to 2 new bank fraud charges stemming from allegations they filed a false application to get a $361k mortgage loan.
In the docs, officials say Teresa claimed she was employed as a realtor and made $15k per month. In fact, officials say, Teresa was "not employed outside the home at the time.”
If convicted, T and J could face up to 30 years in prison and a $1 million fine.
The new counts bring the total criminal charges against the couple to 41 -- ranging from conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud to bank fraud, bankruptcy fraud and making false statements.
New TV SHOW ALERT: Realtor & Her Buck Naked Clients! (Don't Pretend Like You Ain't Gonna Watch, You Voyeurs!)
This brave realtor was minding her business at her open house when she recognized the thief her Association has warned their members about. Yikes! I would have fainted right then & there. But cool as a cucumber, she texted her hubby and seller to call 911...and they nabbed him! So nice to have a husband. For us single gals, we have to fend for ourselves! So carry pepper spray!
This bathtub is called the Yin Yan Tub, but I call it the Ding Dong Tub. How are you supposed to ding your dong with your boo in something like this?! This don't make no dang sense....