After searching high and low for your dream home, you can't keep it to yourself, right? You have to show off, er, I mean  share it with your friends and family! Here are some of my ideas for eHow.com
 
 
...this would be her property! Hotel "Under The Sea" ain't just a fantasy. It is underway in Dubai aptly named Hydropolis
 
 
Geez, he makes flipping homes sound so easy! I guess he has to since he's starting to sell real estate training course. No joke!

Side note: Gotta hand it to him, he's looking very well preserved. Remember when he was in Madonna's SEX book?! 
 
 
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via Ivan Strada
This is one of those things some over indulgent fat cat builds just to say they have a helicopter pad on their roof. I'll bet you can count the # of times it's been used on one hand. This is located in the Hollywood Hills (where else?!). 

From afar, it looks like a revolving restaurant, don't it?

 
 
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Kevin Federline is 7 months behind on his rent & his landlord is fed up! Dude, you have no job. Gotta downsize from that mansion!

 
 
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An authentic purchase agreement for real estate from 1789!! Super cool! (via James Dwiggins)
 
 
I get asked that question time and time again. So when HuffPost asked me to pen a blurb, I thought what perfect timing to get it off my chest! It's Confessions of a Gaysian Realtor (giggle). Please tweet it, Facebook it, leave comments on the page...share up the wazoo! 
 
 
It's both! Looks like a really really really big  sterile hospital room. There is one kind of person who would never buy this house. Cocaine addict! 
 
 
If you are anything like me, you have fantasized about living in a sushi roll.  Our dreams have come true with this pre-fab home aptly named California Roll House!
 
 
Thanks for all the birthday notes! Alas, I'm no longer Jesus' age. 
I'm crossing my fingers (and legs) my birthday wish comes true!