Some very credible hypotheses:
- House is located in gang bang central. Those windows are in fact bullet proof. Lifetime supply of bullet proof vests included in sale. Bang Bang!
- Calling all vampires! This 3bd 2ba $875k single family is your new home!
- Realtor wants to appeal to buyers who work the graveyard shift. Open home schedule is 2-4.....in the AM!
- Prior owner was a fugly exhibitionist. Neighbors collectively pooled money to tint his windows black.
- "Have bats as pets? This is a perfect home for you!"
Weigh in below with your own nocturnal photophobic hypothesis!