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Will Mama Lose Her House?! You Won't Believe Thelma Harper's Solution to Fight Eminent Domain!

1/17/2014

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Mama's Family is one of my all time favorite sitcoms!  In today's episode, the city of Raytown wants to convert Mama's block into a Municipal Collection Facility (ie, Garbage Dump!) thru eminent domain. Each neighbor gets a $30,000 buy out! But Mama  won't have it. How does she fight back?! (It involves a brothel)


Lots of real estate hilarity below! 
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Culture Map! Pretty Much Sums Up SF

11/21/2013

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Does Living in a Penile Shaped House Decrease Property Value!? Yes, Unless It's In The Castro! 

11/21/2013

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The owners in England are skerred their property values will drop because  they just found out their subdivision is shaped like a wee-wee! If this was in SF's Castro district, this actually might be a selling point! LOL! 
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Honestly, they should not be afraid. After all, look at this  Christian Science Society in Illinois. They got the Lord on their side! 
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New TV SHOW ALERT: Realtor & Her Buck Naked Clients! (Don't Pretend Like You Ain't Gonna Watch, You Voyeurs!)  

11/15/2013

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Buying Naked premieres Wednesday, Nov. 20 on TLC (10 p.m.).
In this case, it's not a Niche Market; it's a Nude Market! TLC's new show Buying Naked follows Florida realtor Jackie Youngblood whose clientele are nudists! "Skip The Outfit, Wear The Lifestyle” is this grandma's slogan. 


House porn & eye candy, sounds like a hit to me. (Don't forget this is the network that brought us Honey Boo Boo!)  My 1st exposure to 'clothing optional' was this HILAARRRIOUS Golden Girls episode "Valentines Day at a Nude Resort". 
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Talk About Being Upside Down On Your House!?  

6/10/2013

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Realtors Lampooned for Career Day on Modern Family: LOL!

5/3/2013

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Latest episode "Career Day" of Modern Family parodied realtors (again!)...So funny! But it ain't that far from the truth! I know colleagues just like that.  For realz.  "Everything I Touch Turns to SOLD" "Real estate's about putting the right person into the right house. I put a spanish couple into a spanish house" LOL! 

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China Erects New Building for Its Official Newspaper. But why Is it a Wee-Wee?! (Warning: Graphic Pix) 

5/3/2013

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Can they be that clueless? Or is it just a product of Communist sexual repression? The censors are on full block in China, but HuffPost has more of this X-rated filth! 
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Louis Vuitton Brand Going Down the Toilet? Check Out This Boughetto Bathroom! (Yes, Thats a Word. Look it up!)

3/24/2013

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This ain't no joke folks. This is a real listing in San Pedro (LA) that just sold for $410k!  Boughetto for realz!
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OMG Decor Juggernaut Crate & Barrel Pimps Out Gay Men to Hock Their Goods! ("Nibble Bowl", "Spreader"...Say What?!) 

1/8/2013

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JC Penney and GAP have recently launched campaigns prominently featuring the gays. But I think this is the first time a large retailer has gone so far! See below the romantical pic of 2 guys on a date "Saturday night at home, cooking together, dining together" next to 2 items called Olivewood Nibble Bowl and Spreader! LOL!!   This is straight off the Crate & Barrel website, see here! Intentional or not, kudos to them for some major LGBTQ representation!
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$30M Pacific Heights Mansion, Staged by Grandma?

11/29/2012

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I've driven by this historical Pacific Heights Mansion many times in San Francisco. I admire that it's maintained its original look on the outside. Unfortunately, the same could be said about the inside. Look at those living room pink drapes, with those folds, tucks and ruffles! Thelma Harper turned Iola Boylan's frock into curtains! 
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