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Will Mama Lose Her House?! You Won't Believe Thelma Harper's Solution to Fight Eminent Domain!

1/17/2014

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Mama's Family is one of my all time favorite sitcoms!  In today's episode, the city of Raytown wants to convert Mama's block into a Municipal Collection Facility (ie, Garbage Dump!) thru eminent domain. Each neighbor gets a $30,000 buy out! But Mama  won't have it. How does she fight back?! (It involves a brothel)


Lots of real estate hilarity below! 
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Culture Map! Pretty Much Sums Up SF

11/21/2013

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Does Living in a Penile Shaped House Decrease Property Value!? Yes, Unless It's In The Castro! 

11/21/2013

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The owners in England are skerred their property values will drop because  they just found out their subdivision is shaped like a wee-wee! If this was in SF's Castro district, this actually might be a selling point! LOL! 
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Honestly, they should not be afraid. After all, look at this  Christian Science Society in Illinois. They got the Lord on their side! 
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New TV SHOW ALERT: Realtor & Her Buck Naked Clients! (Don't Pretend Like You Ain't Gonna Watch, You Voyeurs!)  

11/15/2013

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Buying Naked premieres Wednesday, Nov. 20 on TLC (10 p.m.).
In this case, it's not a Niche Market; it's a Nude Market! TLC's new show Buying Naked follows Florida realtor Jackie Youngblood whose clientele are nudists! "Skip The Outfit, Wear The Lifestyle” is this grandma's slogan. 


House porn & eye candy, sounds like a hit to me. (Don't forget this is the network that brought us Honey Boo Boo!)  My 1st exposure to 'clothing optional' was this HILAARRRIOUS Golden Girls episode "Valentines Day at a Nude Resort". 
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Talk About Being Upside Down On Your House!?  

6/10/2013

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Realtors Lampooned for Career Day on Modern Family: LOL!

5/3/2013

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Latest episode "Career Day" of Modern Family parodied realtors (again!)...So funny! But it ain't that far from the truth! I know colleagues just like that.  For realz.  "Everything I Touch Turns to SOLD" "Real estate's about putting the right person into the right house. I put a spanish couple into a spanish house" LOL! 

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China Erects New Building for Its Official Newspaper. But why Is it a Wee-Wee?! (Warning: Graphic Pix) 

5/3/2013

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Can they be that clueless? Or is it just a product of Communist sexual repression? The censors are on full block in China, but HuffPost has more of this X-rated filth! 
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Louis Vuitton Brand Going Down the Toilet? Check Out This Boughetto Bathroom! (Yes, Thats a Word. Look it up!)

3/24/2013

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This ain't no joke folks. This is a real listing in San Pedro (LA) that just sold for $410k!  Boughetto for realz!
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OMG Decor Juggernaut Crate & Barrel Pimps Out Gay Men to Hock Their Goods! ("Nibble Bowl", "Spreader"...Say What?!) 

1/8/2013

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JC Penney and GAP have recently launched campaigns prominently featuring the gays. But I think this is the first time a large retailer has gone so far! See below the romantical pic of 2 guys on a date "Saturday night at home, cooking together, dining together" next to 2 items called Olivewood Nibble Bowl and Spreader! LOL!!   This is straight off the Crate & Barrel website, see here! Intentional or not, kudos to them for some major LGBTQ representation!
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$30M Pacific Heights Mansion, Staged by Grandma?

11/29/2012

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I've driven by this historical Pacific Heights Mansion many times in San Francisco. I admire that it's maintained its original look on the outside. Unfortunately, the same could be said about the inside. Look at those living room pink drapes, with those folds, tucks and ruffles! Thelma Harper turned Iola Boylan's frock into curtains! 
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Not a Good Example of Upcycling! Nice Try Though

9/26/2012

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Is That Gaudy Mansion Really David Beckham's?!

9/13/2012

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David Beckham -- Ugly Mansion in 'NFL on Fox' Sketch Is NOT My Real House - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe
That's one fugly McMansion, but it ain't David Beckham's. They just rented some big tacky home for the NFL commercial.....but it DOES belong to someone. Let's hope all that gaudy furniture was just brought in for props!
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getting crow's feet but still a looker!
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Did a Starburst Explode in this Living Room?! 

8/27/2012

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I'm Sorry, This Just Looks Like a Tired Ponytail Weave! 

8/10/2012

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Contemporary Bathroom design by Vancouver Furniture And Accessories Fluff
Not sure what that stager was thinking when s/he put that busted up kelp-like weave in the bathroom! 
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What's Missing From This Master Bath? A Skripper Pole!!

8/10/2012

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Contemporary Bathroom design by Burlington Architect Birdseye Design
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LabelWhore Homeowners!!

7/17/2012

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God bless these people for trying to bring some class to their 'hood! 
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Yes, the Apartment Comes With A/C! LOL! 

7/9/2012

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I'd LOVE to Live with Hello Kitty, Wouldn't You?!  

7/9/2012

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Rude Arborist! I would sue for sexual harassment!

7/9/2012

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Ghosts Are an Often Forgotten Selling Point! Boo! 

5/19/2012

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Kitchen Can Double As Green Screen! 

5/19/2012

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Translate These Real Estate Euphemisms! Unique, American Style, Kid Friendly

4/25/2012

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Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

By Julieanne Smolinski via msnbc.com

Looking to unload your home? Trying to buy a new one? Everybody knows that "cozy" means shoebox-sized and "lively" means that the neighbors will probably keep you up with their jug band, but what about things like "American style" and "kid-friendly"?

Real estate expert Barbara Corcoran came by to be your realtor-to-English translator.

Unique = Bad news. Decorated or built by oddballs. 
Needs a little TLC =  It's falling apart.
Kid friendly = It's a mess.
American style = ANYTHING. Basically, that the house is "in America" and potentially decorated in poor taste.
Country living = It's in the middle of nowhere.
Home office = The toilet is in the middle of the living room.
Move-in condition = Please move in, let's go, we need money and the house has been ransacked.

Ever end up checking out something scary because you didn't see through the advertising lingo? What's your craziest open-house story? Tell us in the comments.

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Herman Drops In as Apt2B.com's New Gaybor...With Apartment Design Tips!

4/16/2012

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Check me out on Apt2B's blog! They got tons of tips for LA fun and furniture too!  While you're there, say hi to the cute Guy in 2A & the fab Girls From 2C. (I guess that makes me the Gay in 2D?! LOL) Love these guys!  In fact we are doing a giveaway for a BBQ Pot! Enter here. 
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You Don't Know How Many Times Someone Has Told Me This!

4/8/2012

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Selling Real Estate Is Like Smoking Crack: King of the Hill Clip

4/2/2012

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"Now I know what it's like to smoke crack. I took 1 hit of real estate & it blew off my skull!" - Peggy Hill

I know it is just a cartoon, but this King of the Hill clip hit on a lot of things going on in real estate! Unlicensed agents,  egomaniac brokers, broker vs agent antagonism, fake rapport with clients! I ain't trying to be hatin' on my peeps, but ummm it's kinda true. You know who you are!
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