Lucifer is #Winning!! Court Rules Pennsylvania Home Sellers Don't Have to Disclose Murders, Satanic Rituals.
The judge basically said the murders were all over the freakin' internet and the buyer was a ding dong for not googling the house before buying! Philly.com reports:
“The varieties of traumatizing events that could occur on a property are endless,” wrote Justice J. Michael Eakin in the court’s July 21 opinion. “Efforts to define those that would warrant mandatory disclosure would be a Sisyphean task...What if the killings were elsewhere, but the sadistic serial killer lived there? What if satanic rituals were performed in the house?”
The ruling was in response to a suit filed by a Delaware County woman who had claimed the McMansion she bought in Thornton had an undisclosed “material defect,” because the seller had not told her that at a murder/suicide had been committed in the home.
Oops! Marin Broker Bought Land at Tax Auction He Erroneously Thought Was House for $150,000. The Land is Worth Only $4,000
A lesson to all who think they are going to get a screaming deal at real estate auctions!
...after handing over a check for $150,000, Helm was stunned to learn that the photo was of a house next door to the vacant 3,600-square-foot lot he’d actually been bidding on. The lot, which doesn’t even have a water connection, has an assessed value of $4,000, the Marin Independent Journal reports.
Stigmatized Houses Are Now The Next Hot Trend! Northern California Buyers Getting Desperate, Settle for Haunted Houses!
“Right now we are in a seller’s market in almost all of northern California,” Hagley said. “You can have a dead body swinging from the chandelier, and I’m still going to have ten offers on the phone.”
We need to set the bar higher folks....starting by not showcasing your ding dong in your listing photos. Never mind the trash can, grandma wallpaper and dated vanity lights. For the love of Pete, put on some clothes! Cover up that Peter please! (NSFW pic here)
This is not fake. This is a real condo for sale for $389,000! Property description :
City of Alameda Squashed This Guy's Plans to Build His Dream Home...So He Retaliated & Built a Spite House!
Talk about sore loser! The City of Alameda re-appropriated his inherited land, so he built this slim fugly eye-sore as revenge to block neighbor's view and light, a symbolic architectural "shove it"! LOL! The house is just 54 feet long but only 10 feet wide. Would you do this your neighbors? CityLab has all the sordid deets:
About a century ago, a Bay Area man named Charles Froling was just learning that he wouldn't be able to build his dream house. An inheritance had gifted him a sizable chunk of land, but municipal elders in the City of Alameda had decided to appropriate most of it to extend a street.
Why did an Aussie Man Mortgage His House?! To Pay For $100,000 Penis Enlargement Surgery
Here's the long and the short of it. A man from Down Under felt so bad about his micro-penis (yes, it's true) that he mortgaged his home in order to finance a few more inches (hopefully!). Queerty has the dirty deets:
...in 2012, he spent $45,000 to try and increase the length and girth of his dong. To pay for the surgery, he had to mortgage his house. “Pre-surgery, I was 2-3cm flaccid,” Mike said, “and I’m now 4cm. My erection is probably around 7cm.”
Jeffrey Dahmer's House Might Become a Restaurant! Would You Eat There?! (At Least It's Vegan...No Flesh, Er I mean Meat)
PETA might turn serial killer Jeffery Dahmers $295,000 house into a vegan restaurant! Ew! From NYdailynews:
PETA seeks to turn Jeffrey Dahmer’s childhood home into vegan eatery: reportIngrid Newkirk, president of the animal rights group, sent a letter to the real estate agent who is handling the sale of the serial killer's former Ohio home. Newkirk said they have a plan to transform the house, the site of Dahmer's first murder, into a vegan reastaurant.
Actually this isn't a casualty of divorce. Rather it's a tale of a developer many decades ago trying to swallow up a row of houses with one building holding out. This is the result! Very inerestin' back story in full here!
Louis Vuitton Brand Going Down the Toilet? Check Out This Boughetto Bathroom! (Yes, Thats a Word. Look it up!)
This ain't no joke folks. This is a real listing in San Pedro (LA) that just sold for $410k! Boughetto for realz!
No Inventory, So Buyers Camp Out To Get 1st Dibs Like Rock Concert! Is This What the Market Has Come to?!
Desperate buyers line up to snap up 1,992 to 2,685 square feet new homes from $800k - $900k in Southern California. Will scalpers can get in on this?! More from AOL Real Estate:
In a flashback to the kind of homebuying frenzy not seen since 2008, house hunters have pitched a line of tents in Huntington Beach, Calif., in the hope of buying a brand-new home. Around a dozen pre-qualified homebuyers have literally set up camp by the still-under-constructionBrightwater Capri development in Huntington Beach -- and they've already been there for a week.
Landlord Charged With Assault After Spanking Tenant’s Bare Buttocks For Late Rent!...Um, Sound Like HankyPanky to me!
This is some kinky *ISH if you ask me! First off, what 53yr old landlord (once named Citizen of the Year) wants to spank his tenant for being "behind" (pun intended) $2800 on rent? Hmmm, suspicious! What is weirder , according to the news report, is that the 29 yr old tenant obliges, bends over and lets the landlord spank him a few times. Is that how they do it in Ohio?!
Local supermarket magnet, Ron Kronenberger, 53, told cops he had warned the tenant, who owed $2,800 in back rent, “If you’re going to act like a child, I’m going to treat you like one,” before he whipped the 29-year-old man on his bare bottom four times with a belt, leaving “little marks” on his behind, Fox8.com is reporting.
We Don't Wanna Be a Hater (Cuz We Ain't Like That) But Can You Believe This Agent's Pic of a $995k Listing in SF?!
Somebody needs to have a talk with this agent! Seller should be ticked off too! Unless you are marketing to a hoarder, cluttered blurry pix are not a selling point! This is a $995k property, not a 99 cent junkyard
People, Malls Are Not Aquariums! Shark Tank Bursts & Injures Shoppers, Kills Sharks
Is Your Dog Worth Your House? Man Sells House To Fund Search For His Lost Dog!
Would you put your house up for sale in order to fund your dog search? Is your dog worth your house?! It is to this Texas man
Now I don't have high standards. I could live in a house with bugs, ghosts, or Snooki! But even this is too gross for me! Serial killer cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer's former house is on the market for $329k. Can you imagine eating breakfast in the same nook where he ate someone's face?! Brings new meaning to Captain Crunch!
Some Folks Be Real Lazy!
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