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Lucifer is #Winning!! Court Rules Pennsylvania Home Sellers Don't Have to Disclose Murders, Satanic Rituals.

9/3/2014

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The judge basically said the murders were all over the freakin' internet and the buyer was a ding dong for not googling the house before buying! Philly.com reports:



“The varieties of traumatizing events that could occur on a property are endless,” wrote Justice J. Michael Eakin in the court’s July 21 opinion. “Efforts to define those that would warrant mandatory disclosure would be a Sisyphean task...What if the killings were elsewhere, but the sadistic serial killer lived there? What if satanic rituals were performed in the house?”  

The ruling was in response to a suit filed by a Delaware County woman who had claimed the McMansion she bought in Thornton had an undisclosed “material defect,” because the seller had not told her that at a murder/suicide had been committed in the home.   
The ruling dismissed the woman’s argument that the home’s history resulted in a reduction in its value.The court also noted the 2006 tragedy had been well-publicized, news that could have been discovered easily in print or online.


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Oops! Marin Broker Bought Land at Tax Auction He Erroneously Thought Was House for $150,000. The Land is Worth Only $4,000

8/16/2014

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A lesson to all who think they are going to get a screaming deal at real estate auctions!
...after handing over a check for $150,000, Helm was stunned to learn that the photo was of a house next door to the vacant 3,600-square-foot lot he’d actually been bidding on. The lot, which doesn’t even have a water connection, has an assessed value of $4,000, the Marin Independent Journal reports.
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Marin broker Jeff Helm said he had a title company research this and this is the 1st time in 10yrs this has happened to him. Maybe the title company gave him bad information, but too bad.  Because the county doesn't care. It's cash only. No returns. All sales final.  


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Stigmatized Houses Are Now The Next Hot Trend! Northern California Buyers Getting Desperate, Settle for Haunted Houses! 

8/4/2014

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20/20 did a segment about haunted houses. Apparently, in a market where good deals are hard to come by (shortsales/foreclosures dried up), there are some peeps out there who don't mind paranormal roommates. A gal in Pleasanton, CA loves the ghosts living in her restaurant The Blue Agave Club.  In fact, the broker of Past Life Homes actually specializes in selling haunted homes in Northern California & says: 
“Right now we are in a seller’s market in almost all of northern California,” Hagley said. “You can have a dead body swinging from the chandelier, and I’m still going to have ten offers on the phone.”

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Austin Realtor Thinks His Peen Is a Selling Point for this Bathroom! 

7/26/2014

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We need to set the bar higher folks....starting by not showcasing your ding dong in your listing photos. Never mind the trash can, grandma wallpaper and dated vanity lights.  For the love of Pete,  put on some clothes! Cover up that Peter please! (NSFW pic here) 
This is not fake. This is a real condo for sale for $389,000! Property description : 
Beautiful three story condo located in central Austin, backing up to a wooded greenbelt. This condo had several windows that overlook the gorgeous greenbelt that is full of large trees. The windows have custom plantation shutters. Each story has its own deck as well as its own central air/heat. The condo is also equipped with a central vacuum system.
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City of Alameda Squashed This Guy's Plans to Build His Dream Home...So He Retaliated & Built a Spite House! 

7/21/2014

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Talk about sore loser! The City of Alameda re-appropriated his inherited land, so he built this slim fugly eye-sore as revenge to block neighbor's view and light, a symbolic architectural "shove it"! LOL! The house is just 54 feet long but only 10 feet wide. Would you do this your neighbors?  CityLab has all the sordid deets:

About a century ago, a Bay Area man named Charles Froling was just learning that he wouldn't be able to build his dream house. An inheritance had gifted him a sizable chunk of land, but municipal elders in the City of Alameda had decided to appropriate most of it to extend a street. 
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Why did an Aussie Man Mortgage His House?! To Pay For $100,000 Penis Enlargement Surgery

7/17/2014

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Here's the long and the short of it. A man from Down Under felt so bad about his  micro-penis (yes, it's true) that he mortgaged his home in order to finance a few more inches (hopefully!). Queerty has the  dirty deets: 
...in 2012, he spent $45,000 to try and increase the length and girth of his dong. To pay for the surgery, he had to mortgage his house. “Pre-surgery, I was 2-3cm flaccid,” Mike said, “and I’m now 4cm. My erection is probably around 7cm.”

(That’s approximately $22,500 a centimeter.)

Unhappy with the results, Mike says he’s now planning a second surgery, which is estimated to cost around $18,000. Chances are he will also need a third, more serious surgery, which will cost around $50,000. If he undergoes both surgeries, he will have spent more than $100,000 on trying to increase the size of his peepee.

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Jeffrey Dahmer's House Might Become a Restaurant! Would You Eat There?!  (At Least It's Vegan...No Flesh, Er I mean Meat) 

4/10/2014

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PETA might turn serial killer Jeffery Dahmers $295,000 house into a vegan restaurant! Ew!  From NYdailynews:
PETA seeks to turn Jeffrey Dahmer’s childhood home into vegan eatery: reportIngrid Newkirk, president of the animal rights group, sent a letter to the real estate agent who is handling the sale of the serial killer's former Ohio home. Newkirk said they have a plan to transform the house, the site of Dahmer's first murder, into a vegan reastaurant.

Ingrid Newkirk, president of the animal rights group, sent a letter to the real estate agent who is handling the sale of the serial killer's former Ohio home. Newkirk said they have a plan to transform the house, the site of Dahmer's first murder, into a vegan restaurant.
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City Bulldozed Wrong House! But It's OK Because It Was a "Crackhouse" Anyways! 

9/10/2013

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RadarOnline reports about this comedy of errors! 
A Pontiac, Mich. man is accused of pulling off a gutsy gambit to keep a demolition crew from their scheduled job to tear down his home: He switched address numbers with his doomed home and the one next door, and sure enough, the wrecking ball found its’ way into the neighbors abode instead, this past Thursday
The owner of the wrongly demolished house is mad. But his neighbors are giddy. Apparently the place was an eyesore
“When I heard they tore down the house on accident I wanted to give them a twelve pack of beer,” neighbor Fred Sargent told the station. “I was that happy. If anybody was going to rent that out, it had to be a crackhead.”
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How to Split a House 50/50 in a Divorce!

4/22/2013

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Actually this isn't a casualty of divorce. Rather it's a tale of a developer many decades ago trying to swallow up a row of houses with one building holding out. This is the result! Very inerestin' back story in full here!
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This $2.9M Seller Must Be a Cal Fan! 

3/27/2013

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Not to turn my back on my alma mater, but when I see this real Virginia listing painted gold & blue, I can't say Go Bears!  I just can't. 
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Louis Vuitton Brand Going Down the Toilet? Check Out This Boughetto Bathroom! (Yes, Thats a Word. Look it up!)

3/24/2013

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This ain't no joke folks. This is a real listing in San Pedro (LA) that just sold for $410k!  Boughetto for realz!
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No Inventory, So Buyers Camp Out To Get 1st Dibs Like Rock Concert! Is This What the Market Has Come to?! 

3/3/2013

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Desperate buyers line up to snap up 1,992 to 2,685 square feet new homes from $800k - $900k in Southern California. Will scalpers can get in on this?! More from AOL Real Estate:
In a flashback to the kind of homebuying frenzy not seen since 2008, house hunters have pitched a line of tents in Huntington Beach, Calif., in the hope of buying a brand-new home. Around a dozen pre-qualified homebuyers have literally set up camp by the still-under-constructionBrightwater Capri development in Huntington Beach -- and they've already been there for a week.
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Landlord Charged With Assault After Spanking Tenant’s Bare Buttocks For Late Rent!...Um, Sound Like HankyPanky to me!

2/22/2013

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This is some kinky *ISH if you ask me! First off, what 53yr old landlord (once named Citizen of the Year) wants to spank his tenant for being "behind" (pun intended) $2800 on rent? Hmmm, suspicious! What is weirder , according to the news report, is that the 29 yr old tenant obliges, bends over and lets the landlord spank him a few times. Is that how they do it in Ohio?! 
Local supermarket magnet, Ron Kronenberger, 53, told cops he had warned the tenant, who owed $2,800 in back rent, “If you’re going to act like a child, I’m going to treat you like one,” before he whipped  the 29-year-old man on his bare bottom four times with a belt, leaving “little marks”  on his behind,  Fox8.com is reporting.

The tenant told Waynesville Police Chief Gary Copeland that he “was scared and just wanted to get [the whipping] over with” — saying it occurred Jan. 22 during an encounter in Kronenberger’s office at his supermarket, Hometown Marketplace.

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Squatters Lived Under Old Woman's House for a Year!! 

1/14/2013

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We Don't Wanna Be a Hater (Cuz We Ain't Like That) But Can You Believe This Agent's Pic of a $995k Listing in SF?!

1/7/2013

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Somebody needs to have a talk with this agent! Seller should be ticked off too! Unless you are marketing to a hoarder, cluttered blurry pix are not a selling point! This is a $995k property, not a 99 cent junkyard
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People, Malls Are Not Aquariums! Shark Tank Bursts & Injures Shoppers, Kills Sharks 

12/27/2012

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My, What an Interesting House...And By Interesting, We Mean Ugly! 

12/12/2012

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this house don't know what it is!
This $1.425M house in Texas suffers from a personality disorder. It's a mash up of contemporary stucco, colonial brick up, gaudy 80's window blocks, to suburban discotech! 
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Dining room Disco fever!!
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Huffington Post Live: Jersey Man's Home Disappears & more! 

12/6/2012

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Another appearance on Huffington Post Live. Tonight on Community Sound Off, we talk about a New Jersey man's home that disappears, mom/daughter porno, nudist wins right to be buck naked! 
A rambunctious session!  
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This Country Don't Make No Sense To Me! China Built a Highway Around a House!

11/29/2012

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Janis Joplin Would Hurl If She Saw This Room! 

10/26/2012

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Eclectic Kids design by Los Angeles Interior Designer Tracy Murdock Allied ASID
Lavendar, teddy bear...& Janis? Designer must have been smokin' a joint!
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Pervert Landlord?! He Spied On Tenants w/ Hidden Cameras!

10/21/2012

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Is Your Dog Worth Your House? Man Sells House To Fund Search For His Lost Dog!

10/17/2012

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Would you put your house up for sale in order to fund your dog search? Is your dog worth your house?! It is to this Texas man

Texas Man Selling Home To Find Lost Dog
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Jeffrey Dahmer's Old Home For Sale! Ewww! 

8/15/2012

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Now I don't have high standards. I could live in a house with bugs, ghosts, or Snooki!  But even this is too gross for me! Serial killer cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer's former house is on the market for $329k. Can you imagine eating breakfast in the same nook where he ate someone's face?! Brings new meaning to Captain Crunch!
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Mirror House...What is this for?!

6/19/2012

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Some Folks Be Real Lazy! 

6/7/2012

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