Don't you hate when you get a voicemail that drones on forever! I swear some crazy real estate agents just love the sound of their own voice: You know what I'm talking about.
"Hello, thank you for calling. Your call is very important to me. I return calls daily at 10am and 4pm. If you call in the evening, I will return your call within the next business day or at my earliest convenience. If this is a referral, please leave the name of the person who sent you my way so that I may thank them for your business. If this is urgent, please call on my home line xxx-xxx-xxxx. Alternatively, you can email me. To bypass this message in the future, please press #. To send a fax, press 2. To page me, press 3. Thank you again for calling. Have a nice day"
Who cares!? Get to the point! Time is money, right?!