Why did an Aussie Man Mortgage His House?! To Pay For $100,000 Penis Enlargement Surgery

Here's the long and the short of it. A man from Down Under felt so bad about his  micro-penis (yes, it's true) that he mortgaged his home in order to finance a few more inches (hopefully!). Queerty has the  dirty deets: 

...in 2012, he spent $45,000 to try and increase the length and girth of his dong. To pay for the surgery, he had to mortgage his house. “Pre-surgery, I was 2-3cm flaccid,” Mike said, “and I’m now 4cm. My erection is probably around 7cm.”

(That’s approximately $22,500 a centimeter.)

Unhappy with the results, Mike says he’s now planning a second surgery, which is estimated to cost around $18,000. Chances are he will also need a third, more serious surgery, which will cost around $50,000. If he undergoes both surgeries, he will have spent more than $100,000 on trying to increase the size of his peepee.