This ain't a shower for shy folk! U can see his privates!
Thats not a closet shelf. Thats a go-go platform!
| Someone with bodyshame like me could never live in a house like this! You're constantly eXXXposed. Gives the peepin' Toms full view (along with paparazzi!). Let's imagine Chris Evans lounging around his new $3.25M abode... 
People can see his nasty bedroom antics (gasp!)
lounge around in his Captain America speedo
Walk around buck nekkid and flash the Canyon!
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