Chris Evans Buys $3.25M House: Who Knew He Was Such an Exhibitionist!! Although With That Bod, Who'd Blame Him...

This ain't a shower for shy folk! U can see his privates!

Thats not a closet shelf. Thats a go-go platform!

Someone with bodyshame like me could never live in a house like this! You're constantly eXXXposed. Gives the peepin' Toms full view (along with paparazzi!). Let's imagine Chris Evans lounging around his new $3.25M abode...  

People can see his nasty bedroom antics (gasp!)

lounge around in his Captain America speedo

Walk around buck nekkid and flash the Canyon!